Top 19 Funniest New Year's Resolutions Ranked!

Top 19 Funniest New Year's Resolutions!

Original List by Finley-1551843144

1. wear pants when i leave the house

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wear pants when i leave the house

2. i will find that bastard who let the dogs out

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i will find that bastard who let the dogs out

3. stop making new year's resolutions

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stop making new year

4. be more positive and less sarcastic, like i won't screw that up right away

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be more positive and less sarcastic, like i won't screw that up right away

5. love myself like kanye loves himself

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6. i will never again take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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7. my new year resolution is: 1024 by 968 pixels!

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8. i will shower less and use more cologne

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9. i will find out what the hell that smell is

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10. i will change my username to 'password' and my password to 'username'

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11. i will stop saying," ooh, that feels nice" whenever the security guys frisk me at airports.

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12. stop blaming others on my flatulants

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stop blaming others on my flatulants

13. stop talking on the phone while on the pot

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14. reject a supermodel every once in a while

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15. making love while sky diving

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16. i will work with neglected children...my own

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17. i will change all the clocks flashing '12:00'

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18. don't eat medicine just because it looks like candy.

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19. i will always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.

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